Things I do at Target
- See people I don’t want to see
- See cheerleaders from Ambrosia’s school and yell GO WOLVES AAAAAWOOOOOOO
- Stare at things I can’t buy
- Notice how everyone who works there is shorter than me
- Wander aimlessly while my mom takes forever
- Live in the TRON aisle
- Leave the entertainment section when group of cuteish girls come to look at books
- Ponder at the prices of soap
- Crave Slurpees
- Laugh at magazines
- Buy a crazy cup and a Recognizer replica
- Stand for 5 minutes considering what gum to buy
- Realize I already have a million packs
- Leave the store.
- Forget where the car is parked
